June 1980 finds your servant and his kid brother in the back of an Oldsmobile on the way to Niagara Falls with the Queen Mother and Royal Father. On the charts, this song by Billy Joel is on its way to number one, and I'm hearing it several times during the course of the trip.
|A mix of your servant's favourite music|
and moves, set to stories and observations.
Dad would then realize the imminent danger to our health and safety, probably with a complaint added in from the Queen Mother:
"Dave, haven't we had this conversation about you smoking in enclosed places?"
That's when he would crack the driver's side window and let air pressure perform its natural duties. But the car still smelled like a pipe. Or a cigar.