TO: Extreme Wingnut Individuals & Groups
FROM: Your Fellow Americans
SUBJECT: Our President
To whom it may concern:
Please be advised that any anticipated legal action in regards to President Barack H. Obama's legitimacy to hold office on the grounds of a mistake in the Constitutional oath on Tuesday, January 20th is now groundless.
Please note this fact in addition to previous court findings affirming Mr. Obama's citizenship.
Please further note this fact in contrast to erroneous and/or unsubstantiated reports concerning his faith.
We appreciate your cooperation in not wasting any more precious court time.
The American People
P.S. -- Feel free to use the forthcoming Presidential job creation packages to obtain a life.