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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Ye Olde Pirate Polka

Captain Bartholomew Burgundy may be the only privateer I know who possesses as much knowledge about dancing as he does looting. But as a veteran of the upcoming Buccaneer Ball, I'm not surprised.

Lik' I be sayin' before, ye typical pirate 'as dancin' skills tha' can be a bit, shall 'e say, lackin'?

Bu' hoist me sail! It seem' there be mor than' a few good bucs who be enlightened to th' skill of dance! See th' mates of PEERS take th' lead:

I'd like t' see Cap'n Jack Sparrow try that!

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