Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Kiss Of Deaf

The London Daily Mail reports the strange case of a Chinese girl who lost her hearing after an extremely passionate kiss from her boyfriend:
'The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear,' a medic called Dr Li told state newspaper The China Daily.
Doctors tell your Lightning Round staff that the lady's hearing shall return in a few months. They would've tried blowing back into her mouth to undo the damage, but they were afraid her eyes would pop out.

As for the boyfriend, he's now finding work as a Dirt Devil.


fraizerbaz said...

One should always precede with caution when kissing. (You just never know what could happen!)

fraizerbaz said...

Er, what I mean was PROCEED with caution... haven't had my morning coffee quota as of yet!

Christopher said...

My lady, the safest course of action might indeed be a kiss on the hand. Those Colonial gentlemen knew more than we thought!