FrancisPage brings you a first: Folklorico pirates, as portrayed by Douglas High School's dance group and KOLD News 13 LIVE during a Chuck George weathercast:
We reached Captain Bartholomew Burgundy for his response:
"Mariachi Pirates? Ain't tha' a bi' like th' Sharks and Jets in West Side Story? An' they dahnce mo' loike Cossacks!"