The following is an actual conversation between myself and a parking attendant at the Tucson Convention Center on Saturday, January 20, 2008 at approximately 7pm.
Attendant: "Are you a visitor?"
CF: "No. I live here."
Attendant: "Oh. You look kind of like you're French."
(It must be my newly-grown ponytail.)
CF: "Well, maybe I am, in a way."
I shoot a French musket and I've dressed like a French viscount. Close.