FrancisPage: Outta The Way, Ya Knuckleheads

Sunday, August 20, 2006

I theorize testosterone manipulation may be the route to global harmony. Clay Thompson of the Arizona Republic thinks the solution is the Larry, Moe and Curly treatment.

Christopher: Servant of GOD, Lover of history, producer of news. I produce the 5pm newscast at KOLD in Tucson, Arizona, writing a lot, staying on top of late-breaking news and getting things on the air. I promise I will not waste your time. I am single, but I have an inspiring hobby in historical re-enactment. My favorite element of this is attending period balls and sharing beautiful, elegant dances in historic attire with the finest of company. This has changed my outlook toward life dramatically and brought me back to GOD. I don't want to be known as a great producer or a great journalist. I don't care about winning an Emmy. I don't want to own CNN. I just want to be a person worthy of love, friendship, and honor, enjoying life... especially in a three-cornered hat!

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